I hate Tax Day. I hate writing that check. So in some juvenile way, mailing that check with this stamp made me feel better. Now if they'll just made a stamp with Whoopee Cushion Sound Effects for the 2011 tax day mailing - I'd be one happy woman.
Author: Denise Malloy
I'm a Southern girl living in Big Sky Country. I still say y'all.
The End of the Road
Last night was the end of the long road to the final game of college basketball in my beloved March Madness.* And it kept me on the edge of my seat (okay, I'm lying, I was jumping up and down screaming at the television for all of it). But my adopted Butler Bulldogs lost to… Continue reading The End of the Road
What You See Is Not Always What You Get
After The Husband inadvertently sucked a sock into the vacuum cleaner* and promptly killed the motor, I had to go to Costco to buy a new one. This purchase in no way was based on my cleaning expertise. Trust me, I'm the last person you'd want cleaning advice from.** Nor was this purchase based on my… Continue reading What You See Is Not Always What You Get
Showin’ the Love Because the Pen Works Both Ways
Just so you don't think that I'm the Wicked Witch of the West because of my flying monkey threats and all, today I want to say as much as I like to write nastygrams, my pen has another side. When someone goes out of their way to do something nice, I like to show the… Continue reading Showin’ the Love Because the Pen Works Both Ways
Poison Pen Time
I am about to unleash my poison pen because I am FURIOUS. And when I'm feeling that way, nothing makes me feel better than unleashing my wrath in a scathing letter to the person in charge telling them exactly what happened. Actually, there is one thing that makes me feel even better than writing it.… Continue reading Poison Pen Time
At Least They Threw Her a Bone
Since it’s April Fool’s Day, I simply couldn’t resist. Except this story is totally for real. Nadya Suleman, better known as the Octomom, is back in the news again Seems that Octonut’s daddy bought a house for his daughter to raise her 14 children in, who are between the ages of 1 and 8. But… Continue reading At Least They Threw Her a Bone
An Airline Finally Gets It Right
Airlines are often maligned, and in most cases rightly so. Particularly when they charge you $25 to transport your bag (and then promptly lose it) not to mention extorting $9 from a starving, captive in-flight audience for a turkey sandwich. But today let us applaud one airline with a terrific idea that won't cost a… Continue reading An Airline Finally Gets It Right
Frights of Fashion
I thought I had more sense than to do something so foolish. But after dropping off the kids at school, I decided to dash into Wal-Mart for a gallon of milk and dog food. Except I realized that not only was I braless, I was wearing this: This is not a good look. In… Continue reading Frights of Fashion
Thanks For Clearing That Up
On my last few trips, I've noticed that the signage posted for the general public suggests we need more than a little guidance in dealing with our personal affairs. That or we've become much more stupid than I ever imagined. My money's on stupid. So it was no real surprise to find this sign over… Continue reading Thanks For Clearing That Up
Getting In Line
Yes, I've been offline for the week. But rest assured I have been IN line. Because I have been to Disney World. Apparently, the entire nation was on spring break this week. And everyone took a secret vote to meet in Orlando. The funny thing was, even with the throngs of humanity descending on the… Continue reading Getting In Line
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