Thanks For Clearing That Up

On my last few trips, I’ve noticed that the signage posted for the general public suggests we need more than a little guidance in dealing with our personal affairs. That or we’ve become much more stupid than I ever imagined.

My money’s on stupid.

So it was no real surprise to find this sign over every sink at Disney World:

And I, for one, am thankful they posted this helpful placard. Because I always find executing the handwashing sequence is as complex as, oh, I don’t know, launching the space shuttle.

Maybe next time they’ll hang a sign over the toliet that says Wipe Last.

Don’t be surprised.