How’d You Find Me?

I’m always curious about how people find my blog.  Do they find the link from my column at the Bozeman Daily Chronicle?  Have they read A Real Mother: stumbling through motherhood?  Found it on Facebook?

All good to know, but my all time FAVORITE way (and by far THE  most fun) is to check out the search terms people use to find me.  I find myself repeatedly uttering WTF?

These are some of my favorites – exactly as they appeared in the search engine:

real mom porn (seriously???)

things that make me nervous (any real mom porn that leads to me, that’s what)

feet size 14

40something vacuum

50 shades of real porn

chrome goggles german (I have to know)

why does perimenopause make me want to drink (you even have to ask?)

empty nester goes braless (not in this lifetime)

girl i’m dating not smart

snakes on a plain [you really can’t make that typo up]

goiters in meno

real moms gone wild

naughty real mothers

who can I call to have myself committed

who is my hacker?

Why these search engine roads all lead to me, I’ll never understand.  But in the meantime, I’ll be Googling myself to see if I can figure it out.

Comments

  1. That’s funny. I’m so glad I found you!! I was searching for Moms with teens and someone who wasn’t writing about potty training or giveaways (which is hard to find in the blogging world!).

  2. I mostly get “confused” searches that land ppl on my blog. But I found you today cuz you commented on my blog for my SITS day. Thanks for that!

  3. Oh my gosh, some of the porno-related searches that find their way to my blog are just plain disturbing, so I know what you mean. But man, those folks must be pretty disappointed when they find us… :)

  4. I found you via SITS! ;)

    I like to look at the word searches that has led people to my blog. One phrase that I get a lot of hits from is “taylor lautner shirtless”. Yeah.

    • Makes me want to find a fake picture and post that sucker!! That’ll teach ‘em (or maybe I’d get more blog traffic. . . not sure those are visitors that I’d want though!)

  5. NutHouseShannon says:

    I found you via SITS!

    I, too, like looking at the word searches that has led people to my blog. I get a lot of hits from “taylor lautner shirtless”. Yeah.

  6. Okay, every single one of those searches made me giggle and then had me laughing out loud. For real, I can’t believe people actually type that stuff in…lol…I wanted to drop in and say thank you so much for your sweet comments on my blog today. I hope you have a wonderful week!! :)

  7. lol! That is funny. I try not to look at them because too many of mine involve Russia, little boys and underwear. *shudder* I found you through SITS. ;)

  8. I found you on SITS! I don’t think I have keyword search most of those topics before.

  9. I am visiting from SITS and this post made my day, I need to spend more time seeing what brings people to my site, it sounds entertaining.

  10. We found you on SITS and have enjoyed following you!

  11. I know right? It can be pretty funny!

  12. I’m still laughing….but i’ll try and respond. You came to my blogsite (a big thnkyou) and I have a personal policy of always returning the call…and I don’t mean going to a site and just clicking ‘like” ….no, I mean, reading the most recent post (and then some as in your case)….Thkyu , I’ll be back (as Arnie once said in a movie)

    • That’s what makes it so much fun – when you get to connect with readers. Sounds like we have the same policy! Thanks for reading, I appreciate it!

  13. You read my blog and now I’ve found yours!! Yay! :)

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