I’m always curious about how people find my blog. Do they find the link from my column at the Bozeman Daily Chronicle? Have they read A Real Mother: stumbling through motherhood? Found it on Facebook?
All good to know, but my all time FAVORITE way (and by far THE most fun) is to check out the search terms people use to find me. I find myself repeatedly uttering WTF?
These are some of my favorites – exactly as they appeared in the search engine:
real mom porn (seriously???)
things that make me nervous (any real mom porn that leads to me, that’s what)
feet size 14
50 shades of real porn
chrome goggles german (I have to know)
why does perimenopause make me want to drink (you even have to ask?)
empty nester goes braless (not in this lifetime)
girl i’m dating not smart
snakes on a plain [you really can’t make that typo up]
goiters in meno
real moms gone wild
naughty real mothers
who can I call to have myself committed
who is my hacker?
Why these search engine roads all lead to me, I’ll never understand. But in the meantime, I’ll be Googling myself to see if I can figure it out.